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Paula punk’ed out. There, I said it.
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Had a hard time resurrecting myself from bed this morning. So, running a tad bit late.
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No!!! Hillary just snooped through my call log while I was in the bathroom. She knows I’ve been drunk-dialing Kofi !
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Received my first deposit from very polite Nigerian prince who contacted me by e-mail… can’t wait to get the rest !
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I am the smartest man alive !
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EVERY1 CALM DOWN, OBAMA IS AMERICAN. THERE ARE 52 STATES WHEN YOU INCLUDE HAWAII AND RHODE ISLAND. ISLANDS CAN BE STATES! SRSLY.
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What do you think they edit PC commercials on?
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Just because your professor chooses not to believe does not mean I do not exist. I will always exist as long as 1 believes.
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